Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Some are classic, some humor rich in philosophy, then

>> Cherish the life - God has let you live, you certainly have his arrangements. >> Work, take a step backward; love, step back empty. >> We have a small difference: she wants me to put dirt into gold, I want her as the gold as dirt. >> Work of the highest state is watching other people work, led the wages of others. >> Who was friends pretended to be dead, a woman makes herself by plastic surgery. >> Fate is responsible for shuffling, but the playing is our own! >> When I was younger, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even. >> I'll have a son name to be called "handsome", and that other people see I would say: "handsome father!" >> Gap is - I asked Dad: "Do you think" Chrysanthemum Flower Bed "how?" Think Dad said: "I did not drink!" >> A fierce look at you much, you look closely, not as a fierce look.
>> One can not eat fat, but fat is a mouthful to eat out! >> Smattering of women to men had become the wife of a man, for men are aware of what the old woman had become a woman. >> Test to come, lend me some money ... ... while make-up fee it >> I was on a fool's seeds, the results under the rain ... ... drowned. >> Money is not everything, sometimes need a credit card. >> I allow you into my world, but never allow you to walk around my world. >> I hope that one day my wallet can double click, then select the one hundred dollar bills, press "ctrl + c", then keep "ctrl + v". >> I am a lonely tree standing in the street for thousands of years, lonely waiting just for one day you passed me when you dump, even if I hit flat you do not live in vain. >> Love me please raise your hands, do not love me upside down! >> People are afraid of famous pig afraid of strong, male fear of female Papan money. >> If money is a mistake, I prefer to repeat the mistakes again. >> If the marriage is the tomb of love, then I expect a man to bury me. >> Do not hang in a tree, you can to try several times around the tree. >> Do not bank card password is set to his girlfriend's birthday, or always want to change much trouble.
>> God gave us in youth but also gave us acne. >> Problems start to find the cause, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation. >> Although I am not very handsome long, but the child was also boast my left nostril is idol. >> Mom's advice: girl, have the strength to eat a proper diet ah! >> Spring is cold and emotional high season. Some people do not care a cold, careless love, I belong to the former. >> My mother say that life is best not to miss two things: the last one home car and a love you. >> Let alone a woman a man can not hack it too realistic, let alone a man on the strength of a woman did not bother too much.
>> Even if I was a toad, I determined not to marry his mother toad. >> A blog diary of a woman: a certain day, drunk and go, hand touched - Mobile and chastity are, rest assured bed! >> Standing in heaven to see hell, life is like a sitcom; standing in hell to see heaven, the purpose of doing! >> The most painful thing on earth than between - a woman walking with the others, four exam fifty-nine! >> New morning call - why long sleep before his death, since death will be buried! >> I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right shoulder tattooed Mickey Mouse! >> No money, when to eat vegetables at home; money, when in the hotel to eat vegetables ... ... >> Everyone has a dream at least, there is a strong reason to. >> Mature people do not ask the past, the smart people do not ask now, open-minded people do not ask the future. >> Love is like a rubber band pulled two people injured is always reluctant to let go of that one! >> Mind if there is no resting places, where are the Rangers! >> See me later you will suddenly find that: the original commander also can be specific! >> A child is not learning, my mother said: "grew up to marry the bachelor to sell pork." Now I teach her daughter: "learn, grow up to marry pork bachelor."
>> If the sky falls a drop of water, that I think you and streams of tears; if the sky falls two dripping, I love you and that is enchanted; if the sky falls countless drops of water that is ... ... Nobody is allowed to think, and rain . >> At noon in the cafeteria called two vegetables, eat the first one shocked me: there is still more difficult than this to eat food? I cried a second to eat: There really ah! >> Love is a kind of helplessness, being loved is the kind of attitude, so love is kind of looking forward, no love is the kind of capability. >> Beauty of a woman, is so stupid no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell. >> Comparative study, wine asked roommate, I do not know guy next door can have a girlfriend? >> Martial arts and then high, but also afraid of knives. >> My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry! >> I slowly discovered that talent is the witch! Some man-eating monster, but what people eat, perhaps taking it every one can grill up goblin!
>> Looks really creative, really have the courage to live! >> People always make mistakes, or the correct way overcrowded. >> Occasionally, a silent quiet life you will feel so cool, but the quiet life of a mime you will suffer ... ... >> Recently a lot of people jumping from buildings, we care not smashed up. >> Look into my eyes, in addition to gum, you will see the determination and sincerity. >> My next life I will be reborn to be a woman, then marry a man like me. >> Judge: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? Defendant innocent and said: I will not print the real one ... ... >> Honey, I'm pregnant, three months, but do not worry, not yours, do not you responsible for ... ...
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